don’t you love when you’re gay and you, go for a walk and see a rainbow. it’s like… that’s for me, damn! anyway the straights can’t see this particular shade of orange so here’s the tea fellow gays: Dark Pride is gonna take place halloween night under the old mausoleum. it starts at 6pm and runs all night. please come in costume. the code phrase to get the coffin to open up and let you access the stairs is “heterosexualis renouncis”
So it’s okay to bully someone based on their sexuality, right? Just checking. Because that’s what this site loves to do.
Signed,
A Very Tired Lesbian
for the last time—the reason you were not invited to dark pride this year is, as you well know, because the event is being hosted by the local conglomerate of familiarless witches. a group that exists because you, two hundred years ago, stole head witch agne’s fire salamander to make cursed moonshine (also known as: sunshine). if you want to attend, you need to confess to your crime on the sorcerers record and apologise. this is your responsibility, not mine!
